May 2012
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 11th
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April 2012
6 posts
1 tag
Apr 30th
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Apr 28th
1 tag
Apr 25th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 17th
5 tags
Sunday Sausage Sauce
A girlfriend of mine ventured over last night to watch the season premiere of #GOT and eat/drink. Because it was Sunday, and I had recently purchased some delicious Sweet Italian Sausage from Lindy and Grundy, I decided to make a quick sauce. Caroline, this is for you: 1 (reg-sized) can of Fire Roasted Diced Tomatoes (I get organic, without any seasoning) 2 Large Links Sausage (pulled out...
Apr 2nd
December 2011
11 posts
there’s always money in the banana stand
Dec 30th
4 tags
german engineered modular bungalow. totally... →
Dec 28th
5 notes
only the coolest kids wear leather jackets and sweats while video chatting. #LACouples
Dec 28th
“Long Island isn’t a place. It’s a state of mind” @pjennis - so nice to have ya around for the holidays. #merry #familyTime
Dec 26th
PJ time! #christmasevechronicles3 http://t.co/L2A3mnI0
Dec 25th
Listening to people speak about coffee like flowers…joyous.
Dec 22nd
#grindsMyGears when the state patrol inexplicably stops highway traffic. And you’re the asshole who let them in front of you. (Read: me)
Dec 20th
You guys. It’s time for an @TimTebow pep talk. Go defence and such.
Dec 19th
OH: I read that eating off a smaller plate makes u thinner. Even eating with a smaller fork #LAPeople
Dec 18th
Woe is Whatever - Somewhere along the passage of time (read: pretending I’m an adult) I have added some… http://t.co/V0kzbMGy
Dec 17th
Woe is Whatever
Somewhere along the passage of time (read: pretending I’m an adult) I have added some “packaging” to my frame. First I hated myself, then I punished myself (like any raised-catholic child would), then I stopped caring. Finally, I have come to the fact that perhaps heart disease is something I should care about. I’m not saying I have any sort of real health issues…in...
Dec 17th
November 2011
9 posts
Btw @madnifficent … We are due for a phone/booking date, ehh?
Nov 7th
RT @DavidBreitman: Nothing says “please take us seriously, rest of the world” quite like an official Team Canada Olympic Jean Jacket…. …
Nov 6th
RT @24k: Kindle Fire Good for Apple, says Tim Cook http://t.co/k3SIcVDA on @MacTrast
Nov 6th
Jeez, finally a #ff from uncle p @pjennis :)
Nov 5th
RT @hannahleeforbes: #skills “@Xomad: @couturehippie @hannahleeforbes handywomen in the office http://t.co/xiqcvn5c”
Nov 4th
Other thoughts @vanessamarie, where has @StrongAllAlong been? Did @facebook eat her tweets?!
Nov 4th
#Nerdspeak (@ Soho House West Hollywood w/ @hannahleeforbes) http://t.co/B9xhjgWz
Nov 3rd
eat it, @harrisongantz! I earned the ‘The 50s’ achievement on @klout: http://t.co/qWc7bjkS
Nov 2nd
#blackactionsuit.
Nov 1st
October 2011
9 posts
Question: will hot and sour soup kill the world’s worse sinus headache? Standby…
Oct 31st
“@SororityProblem: It is unfortunate that there is no weight limit on sluttiness.”
Oct 30th
1 note
It’s a Monster Mash! I just unlocked the “Spooky Swarm” badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/Mo89ZNan
Oct 30th
Do you think I should let these girls know they’re doing the electric slide in cowboy boots? Jason Aldean concert crowds = amazeballs
Oct 29th
Traffic is sooo bad, I saw a light change 4 times before passing thru #laProblems
Oct 28th
“@TheophilusL: Thx NY http://t.co/bNIIrtoz” sweet kicks, mcfly
Oct 27th
Maybe bc of the flintsones live movie, but the #McRib relaunch always reminds me of Rosie O’Donnell
Oct 26th
Ah. Siri got it right http://t.co/IO31Eze6 (tnx @nsethi)
Oct 25th
Alaska Airlines. I love you (@ Portland International Airport (PDX) w/ 22 others) http://t.co/CTdlh43r
Oct 24th
September 2011
4 posts
Passing up VIP tickets to dmb today bc I’m too tired. When did I become so old?
Sep 19th