December 2011
11 posts
there’s always money in the banana stand
4 tags
german engineered modular bungalow. totally... →
only the coolest kids wear leather jackets and sweats while video chatting. #LACouples
“Long Island isn’t a place. It’s a state of mind” @pjennis - so nice to have ya around for the holidays. #merry #familyTime
PJ time! #christmasevechronicles3 http://t.co/L2A3mnI0
Listening to people speak about coffee like flowers…joyous.
#grindsMyGears when the state patrol inexplicably stops highway traffic. And you’re the asshole who let them in front of you. (Read: me)
You guys. It’s time for an @TimTebow pep talk. Go defence and such.
OH: I read that eating off a smaller plate makes u thinner. Even eating with a smaller fork #LAPeople
Woe is Whatever - Somewhere along the passage of time (read: pretending I’m an adult) I have added some… http://t.co/V0kzbMGy
Woe is Whatever
Somewhere along the passage of time (read: pretending I’m an adult) I have added some “packaging” to my frame. First I hated myself, then I punished myself (like any raised-catholic child would), then I stopped caring. Finally, I have come to the fact that perhaps heart disease is something I should care about. I’m not saying I have any sort of real health issues…in...
November 2011
9 posts
Btw @madnifficent … We are due for a phone/booking date, ehh?
RT @DavidBreitman: Nothing says “please take us seriously, rest of the world” quite like an official Team Canada Olympic Jean Jacket…. …
RT @24k: Kindle Fire Good for Apple, says Tim Cook http://t.co/k3SIcVDA on @MacTrast
Jeez, finally a #ff from uncle p @pjennis :)
RT @hannahleeforbes: #skills “@Xomad: @couturehippie @hannahleeforbes handywomen in the office http://t.co/xiqcvn5c”
Other thoughts @vanessamarie, where has @StrongAllAlong been? Did @facebook eat her tweets?!
#Nerdspeak (@ Soho House West Hollywood w/ @hannahleeforbes) http://t.co/B9xhjgWz
eat it, @harrisongantz! I earned the ‘The 50s’ achievement on @klout: http://t.co/qWc7bjkS
#blackactionsuit.
October 2011
9 posts
Question: will hot and sour soup kill the world’s worse sinus headache? Standby…
“@SororityProblem: It is unfortunate that there is no weight limit on sluttiness.”
It’s a Monster Mash! I just unlocked the “Spooky Swarm” badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/Mo89ZNan
Do you think I should let these girls know they’re doing the electric slide in cowboy boots? Jason Aldean concert crowds = amazeballs
Traffic is sooo bad, I saw a light change 4 times before passing thru #laProblems
“@TheophilusL: Thx NY http://t.co/bNIIrtoz” sweet kicks, mcfly
Maybe bc of the flintsones live movie, but the #McRib relaunch always reminds me of Rosie O’Donnell
Ah. Siri got it right http://t.co/IO31Eze6 (tnx @nsethi)
Alaska Airlines. I love you (@ Portland International Airport (PDX) w/ 22 others) http://t.co/CTdlh43r
September 2011
4 posts
Passing up VIP tickets to dmb today bc I’m too tired. When did I become so old?
#travelLog JFK, so nice to see you. Again, again.
So happy about the new edition to the ‘hood. (cc: @dailymarauder) (@ Neveux Artisan Creamery) http://t.co/HcTRhJ0i
#travelLog time to head home. See you soon @M_Prove. And @DavidBreitman
August 2011
11 posts
My lifelong dream —- http://t.co/PZabhgU via @mashabletech @mashable
#travelLog mission: @starbucks. Spotted: wedge sperrys and a lady with an iced latte. Sooo close
RT @socialdiva: Nivea Skin2Skin Challenge http://t.co/1EDnr9b #beauty #challenge #Diva #Deals #Europe #New #York
Flyyying (@ 36,000 Ft) http://t.co/HjMN8M4
RT @hannahleeforbes: “@_Snape_: #TwitterVsFB? Both are a joke. Everyone knows the Marauder’s Map is the best way to stalk people.”
most romantic thing to wake up to? “last night…you were snoring like a 90 year old man.” #sweetNothings
Let me get this straight. @rihanna samples #Avril in her new single. Is that allowed?! #canadiansTakingOverTheWorld
Birks yesterday. Keds today. I really take the olyptical seriously (@ Easton Gym) http://4sq.com/pkWB7v
RT @BarbieStyle: So excited to be California Dreaming at the @katyperry show tonight with Skipper!
Rise of Planet of the Apes (@ The Grove w/ 8 others) http://4sq.com/olD76u
I’ll never forgive that gorgeous “rock the boat” video shoot for killing Aaliyah. It is a great song, tho…sigh.
July 2011
10 posts
seeing how this one works. tweeting from @google+tweet @DailyMarauder
Testing testing. Is this thing posting to @google+? They’re linked now….?
Am I the only person in the world who can get sunburnt from a 5 hr car ride? Nope. But I’m still gonna whine about it. #blahhhh
“@Zagat: Canter’s in LA Celebrates 80th Anniversary With 80-Cent Corned Beef Sandwiches http://zagat.bz/o85bMH” who’s in?
Help #trueBlood! There is a maynard-looking person standing outside my building gazing into the street. Damned West Hollywood
Genius. Leave it to @google /// http://t.co/PfqNr9a